Twitter

well i got a twitter.  I was kinda forced to but it is called twitter.com/Elephanttoilet.  I.. ya no twitter bout wierd stuff

Pop music

I do not know if you know this but i HATE pop music because it takes no skill to do.  So, i made a song in about 15 minutes with auto tunes and a beat listen to it and remember 15 minutes!!!!

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Its wierd

there was this girl in my class who did not even know where New York was on the map.  It was not even a world map.  Not even a U.S. map but a thirteen colonies map.  We narrowed it down as much as possible and she still did not know where the state that she lived in was.  Oh well.  Its weird because sometimes i feel like I am in a school full of retards yet sometimes I FEEL LIKE THE RETARD.  I don’t know.  Some people don’t know where they live but yet those same people can translate the declaration of independence in french or spanish.  Its wierd

My new home page

now i am going to talk about the weird and bad things that happen to me just about EVERY DAY.  If you know me you know i will have a lot to talk about.  Let start off with this simple statement:

I won’t name any names but there is a girl in my history class (her name starts H and ends with H) who did not know that Blacks were enslaved.  Now i know what your thinking WTH but it gets even worse.  So in class we were talking about our papers on the people of Ghana and there ways and who ever had the best would get candy.  I was ahead of the smartest kid in school, jeffery, for the first time and all of the sudden BAM! she got ahead of me when she read her paper.  WTH HOW DID THIS HAPPEN! The girl who did not know that blacks were slaves and who thought the Pope was immortal, gets A’s on like every homework assignment.  She is also socially stupid.  She is the kind of person who will yell at you if you get 99 out of 100 shots if you are playing basketball even though she will get 0 out of 100 shots. Idk she just aggravates me all lot and trust me you will here about her a lot!!!!

Camp Rock!

another thing i did was go to a rock camp called day jams.  I really hated our singer but hey we made great music.  All she really said through the song was no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no!!!! new car no! win the lottery yeah!!! no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah yeah!!!  New house not a chance no no!!! (these were seriously the lyrics) but the band played great and we tried to just ignore her

In this camp i also had a second band in this camp.  This time our singer was not bad! but the only problem is her voice cracked on stage! Oh yeah and including me, we had 4 GUITARIST!! i just played lead and the other three played the same thing.  Overall i had a fun time but there seemed to be many minor problems

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PEELANDER-Z!!!

WATCH THE WHOLE THING

I WENT TO THE YO YO OPEN!

It was actually really really cool.  I went with Dennis and we had a blast.  I could not believe what these guys were doing.  BUT, as the judges were tallying up the scores to find out who will win,  we saw the craziest band!  They were a Japanese band called Peelander-Z and they sang songs about the randomist things.  The songs that we listened to were,  So Many Mike, Mad Tiger, Super Health, Ninja High Schooool,  P-Pop High School, S.T.E.A.K., and Champion.  Look these songs up on youtube or go to their site called peelander-z.com

I FOUND THE WHOLE THING ON YOUTUBE!!!!  Go to //www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO2jJ31jtyA to see it.  Listen to 2 of the really REALLY weird songs that Dennis and I listened too.  The songs were P-pop High School and Mad Tiger.From 3:48 to 4:54, You can see Dennis and I on stage singing Mad Tiger with them.  You can also see from 5:40 to 6:03.  I highly suggest looking up the other songs as well because they are insanely funny.

OH BTW they look like this

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